BBPlazan varjoBB - 7. Häätöäänestys ohi

[Big Mother]

This english-thing sucks, it takes forever to write one lousy post! This is what you get when you learn your english from tv, they don't tell you how to spell it.

I learn the spelling from dvd:s nowdays, cause often there's english subtitles also.

[Peng]

I have learnt spelling nowhere.. And you can see the result. And I still don't like this "shadyBB doesn't care us" -thing. This sucks.

[tuusannuuska]

I learn the spelling from dvd:s nowdays, cause often there's english subtitles also.

Same thing here. Although it really doesn't work, 'cos I have a... what's the word, learning disability (with text and numbers)? Learnig how to spell new words is Really hard and if I accidentally manage to learn something, I forget it the next day. Joy!

Thank God I'm smart and funny.

[Punde]

shadyBB has no problems with this "language bath" It makes me feel like some kind of a God, which I actually am. This lifts me even more above the rest of you, and I can act as if I actually was better than you.

In Finnish: "päteä".

But no, not really. I wouldn't do that to my lovely little housemates.

[chypre]

I learn the spelling from dvd:s nowdays, cause often there's english subtitles also.

Same thing here. Although it really doesn't work, 'cos I have a... what's the word, learning disability (with text and numbers)? Learnig how to spell new words is Really hard and if I accidentally manage to learn somethin, I forget it the next day. Joy!

Thank God I'm smart and funny.

Dyslexia, is that it?

[tuusannuuska]

Dyslexia, is that it?

Yup, that's it.

[Big Mother]

Same thing here. Although it really doesn't work, 'cos I have a... what's the word, learning disability (with text and numbers)? Learnig how to spell new words is Really hard and if I accidentally manage to learn somethin, I forget it the next day. Joy!

Thank God I'm smart and funny.

Dyslexia, is that it?

Dunno. I'm just an alcoholic.

[chypre]

shadyBB has no problems with this "language bath" It makes me feel like some kind of a God, which I actually am. This lifts me even more above the rest of you, and I can act as if I actually was better than you.

In Finnish: "päteä".

But no, not really. I wouldn't do that to my lovely little housemates.

We love you too, shadyBB... You´re so kind to us, like a real Dad.

e: typo

[Tirkka]

Stop that fu**ing act!

[_Pappa_]

This is all black shit!

Hmm... Let's translate all good phrases from this and former seasons to english. So we have something to do here sins mr. shady left us alone for a while.

Stones to the mouth.

[chypre]

Damn, I can´t remember any good phrases from previous years. I´m sure there were loads of them, though.

[Punde]

This is shadyBro:

Just sing: "In our boat, in our boat, there's a huuuuuge hole on the bottom. And it sinks, and it sinks, so everyone pump away. Pump one, pump two..."

Oh shit, now I have a headache again.. nice.

[Big Mother]

Am I some fucking whore to you, Mertsi?

-Niko to Marianne (Mertsi) (BB4)

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Minna and Iina (BB1):

I - I knew that I was gonna be nominated.

M - I had no idea.

I - I knew that I was gonna be nominated.

M - I had no idea.

I - I knew that I was gonna be nominated.

M - I had no idea. It came behind the tree.

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Are you some fuckin' bitch?

- Martina to Timo (BB3)

[chypre]

*with desperation*: Mantaah, I fucking love yooooouuuu.....

[rauskuman]

Tero to Niko:"Niko, now listen and don't dare talk ANYTHING AFTER MY SPEECH!"

[tuusannuuska]

Can't remember anything!

Oh, ecsept:

"For Real, you know" x 26 times in a sentence - Mertsi
"Wonderful!" x 346 times in a day - Ansku

[_Pappa_]

Season 3
Very many sentences started with the words:
I can tell...

[Punde]

I wish siiri.x was here to correct all our mistakes with the English grammar and spelling. This is pure chaos without some sort of a smartass watching over our shoulders all the time.

[tuusannuuska]

What grammar?

[Big Mother]

Is apple a fruit or a vegetable?

- Timo (BB3)

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I could date you, you take really good care from your hygiene.

- Einari to Tiina (BB3)

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Why haven't you had a criminall-record?

- Kadi to everyone else (BB3)

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SHUT THE FUCK OFF

- Aki to Kadi (BB3)

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You're on weak snow blankets

- Aki to Kadi (BB3)

[chypre]

"You´re just a woman to me"

[_Pappa_]

You cooked good potatoes, let's hug.